closet divisions

When I first saw this vinyl graffic from Wonderful Graffiti, I knew Mr. M would love it. Despite what appeared to be an enormous closet, there is a perception in his mind that I just might erupt over the imaginary line we’ve drawn. If we put this up… I’d be confined to splitting things evenly at 50/50. I need to learn to build UP!

Does anyone else have a closet battle brewing out there??